Chris & Kathe Do Montreal...
Chris and Kathe have departed for the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal through the weekend.
Usually this is a great time catch up on the scuttlebutt from the clubs, bars, and other places that business gets done up there.
So, as I hear from them, you will here from me.
Last year things didn't get off to a great start as Chris got all the way to the airport without his passport.
I expect that this year will go much better.
Usually this is a great time catch up on the scuttlebutt from the clubs, bars, and other places that business gets done up there.
So, as I hear from them, you will here from me.
Last year things didn't get off to a great start as Chris got all the way to the airport without his passport.
I expect that this year will go much better.
posted by Jamie at 1:11 PM
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10 Ways to Annoy Cops
Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
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