Sapphire Valley
I did a gig last night at Sapphire Valley with Chris Kauffman.
It is an interesting little gig in the mountains of North Carolina. The ride was beautiful if not a little treacherous on the way back.
I know that not ever comic is willing to work in a room that is partially filled with children, or in a room in which the lights are not really turned off and no food and drink are served. Nonetheless this was a pretty cool crowd.
At the club we had our fundraiser for Outward Bound. The event went very well, and all had a good time I am told.
It is an interesting little gig in the mountains of North Carolina. The ride was beautiful if not a little treacherous on the way back.
I know that not ever comic is willing to work in a room that is partially filled with children, or in a room in which the lights are not really turned off and no food and drink are served. Nonetheless this was a pretty cool crowd.
At the club we had our fundraiser for Outward Bound. The event went very well, and all had a good time I am told.
posted by Jamie at 11:07 AM
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Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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