The 3 day walk...
We hosted a fundraising event last night for one of the teams participating in the three day walk for breast cancer.
It was a particularly poignant night because early that day Jerry Farber lost one of his closest friends to breast cancer. Jerry, Special K, and I were the scheduled performers and it seemed as though everyone had fun.
I am glad that we got these women closer to their fundraising goals and maybe, just maybe, you'll see them walking this fall in Punchline T-shirts.
It was a particularly poignant night because early that day Jerry Farber lost one of his closest friends to breast cancer. Jerry, Special K, and I were the scheduled performers and it seemed as though everyone had fun.
I am glad that we got these women closer to their fundraising goals and maybe, just maybe, you'll see them walking this fall in Punchline T-shirts.
posted by Jamie at 11:03 AM
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Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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