Thursday, March 03, 2005

How Quickly It Passes....

So this is what happens to a blog when you are out of contact with a computer for five days.

First your inbox exceeds capacity, then you spend so much time catching up that you don't really have time to post.

Irrera was the best as usual.

We sold the place out for the Kids Komedy show.

There really isn't much left for the Shoemaker shows this weekend.

Stewart Huff is closing for us tonight and if you aren't becoming a fan of his, really consider catching him tonight.

One thing that you always enjoy as a comedian is when a person from the audience let's you know after the show that "you were the best one tonight." Stewart gets that alot.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Voodoo Enronomics

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred through an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The Enron annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

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