Friday Night Lights.....
Took some time to learn a little about blogger today. I am still working on getting the blog tweaked, but I am taking the first baby steps toward an actual links page.
If you read this site, let me know what else you'd like to see here.
There weren't seats available for either show tonight and there is no doubt at this point that two of the three will be sold out tomorrow night.
Don is on fire.
If you read this site, let me know what else you'd like to see here.
There weren't seats available for either show tonight and there is no doubt at this point that two of the three will be sold out tomorrow night.
Don is on fire.
posted by Jamie at 11:52 PM
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10 Ways to Annoy Cops
Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
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